[00:11.821] Study your history, whoever don't I pity the fool like Mr. T
[00:15.663] Knowledge this degree, it ain't no mystery
[00:17.874] What you gon' do or what you know is what is to see
[00:20.737] And that's more than meets the eyeball
[00:23.039] Now who wants to buy a brand new tsetse fly call?
[00:25.792] Alright y'all, the speed was break-neck
[00:27.936] Faster than the hi-speed, dual cassette tape deck
[00:31.850] The distance was light-speed
[00:33.166] He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed
[00:35.944] In case it might need, it didn't mean much
[00:38.222] For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch
[00:40.785] Who that? Kinga, Vaughn's younger brother
[00:43.116] A real live swinger who rock Louis Vuitton pleather
[00:45.797] And he walk around like he think he king
[00:48.227] Even made the hood-rats stop to kiss his pinky ring
[00:50.925] Like a soup sandwich on a hand dish
[00:53.301] Some say his language is way too outlandish
[00:55.893] He did his thing, spoke in a jig slang
[00:58.269] And translate Einstein's theory of the Big Bang
[01:01.338] He told his boo, \"Boo, I put a spell on you
[01:03.300] Stay with me, whether we broke or we well to do
[01:06.323] If it don't work, the hell with cha
[01:08.293] May the doorknob hit cha where the poor slob bit cha\"
[01:11.009] What you thought ya' darn skeezer?
[01:13.441] The G of a mack and the steez of a geezer
[01:15.960] A true man of leisure, she must've caught amnesia
[01:18.463] Paid off the 8th grade fade or a Caesar
[01:21.997] He was known for his thick skin
[01:23.599] Part Zimbabwean and part Trini mixed in
[01:26.350] Big shot, sold a guy a pound of pig snot
[01:28.591] Said it was proven to remove stains and ink spots
[01:31.230] Kinky flow, dripped down her leg to her pinky toe
[01:33.649] Jiggy hoe, who don't know as much as she think she know
[01:36.099] One week she stepped to him like a Slinky, yo'
[01:38.821] Wig like a mink skin, soft like Twinkie dough
[01:41.316] Then he kissed the queen and told her she need Listerine
[01:43.800] Twist the green, it's laced with antihistamine
[01:46.238] Enough to make you make your face like Mr. Bean
[01:48.866] V hit the scene like **** it, give me a Mr. Clean
[01:53.240] Shit, tired of all this
[01:58.018] It's too hot out here, to be having all this shit, man
[02:03.030] Shit, take it off, take it all off, boss
[02:10.650] No matter what the cost
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